Character: Nero Poliano

1. When showering, do you start the water and then get in, or get in then start the water?
Nero: *Ponders a moment* When I get in, I guess? I just kinda do whatever.


2. Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
Nero: If I'm bored.


3. Do you moan in the shower like the people on the Herbal Essences commercial?
Nero: *Toothy grin* If Zhavon's in there with me.


4. Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
Nero: Sure have.


5. Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
Nero: *Blink* Uh... That would be awkward...


6. Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
Nero: *Double blink* People do that?


7. Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
Nero: Probably.


8. How old do you look?
Nero: 22.


9. How old do you act?
Nero: D says I act like I'm five. *Toothy grin* But Zha loves me anyway. So it's all good.


10. What's the last song you sang?
Nero: Uh... Prolly the naked song.


11. Have you recently become a member of anything?
Nero: ...The run off to Vegas and get married club?


12. What are your plans for the weekend?
Nero: I fully intend on chasing bugs and begging Zha to play fetch with me.


13. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
Nero: Closed. If I have them open, it kinda feels like I'm staring...


14. Whats the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?
Nero: *Blank stare*


15. Does anything on your body itch right now?
Nero: *Scratches the back of his neck* Nope.


16. Who's the sexiest famous woman alive?
Nero: Uh... Well, Zha's pretty famous to me...


17. Who's the sexiest famous man alive?
Nero: ...Sorry. That's an exit only.


18. Does every family have a crazy uncle?
Nero: Yeah! In our family, I'M the crazy uncle! *Toothy grin*


19. Have you ever smuggled something into America?
Nero: *Blinks* I don't think I've ever been OUT of America...


20. Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
Nero: *Droooooooooooools*


21. Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
Nero: I dunno. I'm not allowed to watch sports live because I have a bad habit of chasing after the ball mid-game... >->


22. Have you ever finished off the popcorn and ate the junk from the bottom of the bag?
Nero: ...One time I ate the bag...


23. Have you ever had sex in a tent?
Nero: *Sly grin* Not yet...


24. What about in a boat?
Nero: I'm working on that one. Gotta get D to buy me a boat first.


25. Have you ever dated a Goth?
Nero: ...Well, Zha has blue hair?


26. Would you rather receive amazing oral sex or have amazing sex?
Nero: Oh. I would definitely rather have amazing sex. Feels so much better.


27. Can you fix your own car?
Nero: Yup. But nobody believes me.


28. Would you want to kill George W Bush yourself if you were guaranteed to get away with it?
Nero: ...*Blink* No?


29. Should guys wear pink?
Nero: Well, I wouldn't wear it...